i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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