yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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