wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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