I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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