Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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