so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
sex in a hospital.. check
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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