i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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