K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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