When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Please, let me fuck your mom
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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