Ambien. No doubt about it.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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