i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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