sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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