where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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