If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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