I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize