we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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