Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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