when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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