i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
