i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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