I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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