Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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