I love black thongs
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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