it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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