Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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