Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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