Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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