she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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