i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
wow bdsm is so cute
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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