Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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