Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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