you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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