She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Found the puke drawer
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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