Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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