How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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