what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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