i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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