would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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