This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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