Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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