Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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