Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
