C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
