Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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