Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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