I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore