I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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