Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
