i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need water and some morals
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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