you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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