i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
two words...techno handjob
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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