The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There r osticjed everywhere
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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