She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
