"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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