Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Your penis caused this!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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