We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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