yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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