Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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