Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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