Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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